Congratulations, women of America!

You could be led in to a shining future by a woman with relatively little political experience, personal and political values that stand in stark contrast to basic women’s rights, and who is currently the subject of an investigation in the (foreign and exotic) state of Alaska!

It’s a great day for women across our wonderfully progressive nation.

I’ll be in the corner inhaling aerosol hairspray if you need me.

By the way, and this is a very nerdy reference, but has anyone ever read the graphic novel SCOUT by Timothy Truman? There’s a character in there that just might get you thinking…