Al Gore For President*

By Spencer Ackerman

AUSTIN, Tx. -- Al Gore is here. "There used to be a remedy for hangovers called hair of the dog that bit you," he says. "Oh we have a fossil fuel crisis? Let's [drill] for more." Mixed feelings: I am very very pro-Gore but also pro-hair of the dog.

It's always bittersweet seeing Gore. We could have had a true futurist as president. He ties the climate crisis to national security and demands an end an end to Hydrocarbon Man. "Am I the only who finds it odd that our country is so often fooled into picking a remedy [consonant with what] led to the problem anyway?" Drilling our way out of the climate crisis "makes as much sense as responding to an attack from Afghanistan by invading another country."

Al Gore, President Ex Officio of Blue America, wants you to go to this website.

(*OutKast said it on Letterman in October 2000 while playing "B.O.B.," so I say it counts as a lyric for a headline)

Update: Al Gore gives a qualified defense of meat-eating. In Texas! If he wanted to pander he would have eaten a brisket breakfast taco on stage. Running through my head is my anthem as a 17-year-old vegan: You cannot deny/ that/ meat is still murder/ dairy still rape/ and I'm/ still as stupid as anyone/ but I know my mistakes...

Also -- and here I'm out of my lane -- "Mountaintop mining is an atrocity. It is an outrage."

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The Inconvenient Truth: Al Gore Exposed By Ross Spencer

The world must embrace a "carbon-neutral lifestyle." So says Al Gore. To do otherwise, he says, will result in a cataclysmic catastrophe. "Humanity is sitting on a ticking time bomb," warns the website for his film, An Inconvenient Truth. "We have just 10 years to avert a major catastrophe that could send our entire planet into a tailspin."

Graciously, Gore tells consumers how to change their lives to curb their carbon-gobbling ways: Switch to compact fluorescent light bulbs, use a clothesline, drive a hybrid, use renewable energy, dramatically cut back on consumption. Better still, responsible global citizens can follow Gore's example, because, as he readily points out in his speeches, he lives a "carbon-neutral lifestyle." But if Al Gore is the world's role model for ecology, the planet is doomed.
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For someone who says the sky is falling, he appears quite content to let it fall, if his conduct is any measure. He says he recycles and drives a hybrid. And he claims he uses renewable energy credits to offset the pollution he produces when using a private jet to promote his film. (In reality, Paramount Classics, the film's distributor, pays this.)

As Gore lectures the world on excessive consumption, public records show that he and his wife Tipper live in two properties: a 10,000-square-foot, 20-room, eight-bathroom home in Nashville, and a 4,000-square-foot home in Arlington, Va. (He also has a third home in Carthage, Tenn.) For someone rallying the planet to pursue a path of extreme personal sacrifice, Gore requires little from himself.

Then there is also the troubling matter of his energy use. In the Washington, D.C., area, utility companies offer wind energy as an alternative to traditional energy. In Nashville, similar programs exist. Utility customers must simply pay a few extra pennies per kilowatt hour, and they can continue living their carbon-neutral lifestyles knowing that they are supporting wind energy. Plenty of businesses and institutions have signed up. Even the Bush administration is using green energy for some federal office buildings, as are thousands of area residents.

But there is no evidence, according to public records, that Gore has signed up to use green energy in either of his large residences. When contacted Wednesday, Gore's office confirmed as much but said the Gores were looking into making the switch at both homes. Talk about inconvenient truths.

Gore is not alone. Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean has said, "Global warming is happening, and it threatens our very existence." The DNC website applauds the fact that Gore has "tried to move people to act." Yet, astoundingly, Gore's persuasive powers have failed to convince his own party: The DNC has not signed up to pay an additional two pennies a kilowatt hour to go green. For that matter, neither has the Republican National Committee.

Gore has held these apocalyptic views about the environment for some time. So why, then, didn't Gore dump his family's large stock holdings in Occidental (Oxy) Petroleum? As executor of his family's trust, over the years Gore has controlled hundreds of thousands of dollars in Oxy stock. Oxy has been mired in controversy over oil drilling in ecologically sensitive areas.

The world routinely ignores evidence that Gore may personally benefit from his programs. Would the romance fizzle if Gore’s followers realized how much their man stands to gain?

Gore’s blueprint to save the planet moves the United States towards a command economy in which government regulators hold sway over what kinds and amounts of energy will be made available to the private sector. His principal regulatory tool is what’s called carbon-credit trading. What Gore does not trumpet in his documentary is the fact that he is the chairman and founder of a private equity firm called Generation Investment Management (GIM), which is really a broker for carbon credits. According to Gore, the London-based firm invests money from institutions and wealthy investors in companies that are going green.

All these are strangely reminiscent of the flak thrown palm oil’s way by environmental NGO’s such as Greenpeace, FOE, Wetlands and Mongabay. Astonishingly accusing palm oil of every environmental misdemeanor that they could dredge up, ranging from deforestation to threatening the habitat and extinction of the orang utan to global warming, raises the specter that these “environmental organizations” are really after the funds that such posturing will bring (perhaps from “big oil” lobbies or from the competing “oil-seed” lobbies such as the soy, rapeseed or sunflower lobbies).

Never mind that the scientific community is divided over what causes global warming, how bad it is and how to deal with it. These “environmental organizations” play Chicken Little to the media’s applause, insisting that the world is warming dangerously and that palm oil is a leading cause.

Never mind too, that there is no concrete evidence that palm oil has caused deforestation, at least in Malaysia and certainly not on the scale to warrant such alarmist pronouncements.

Never mind also that these alarmist activism by Greenpeace, FOE, et al have led to a situation where a global food crisis is looming with food riots breaking out in the poorer parts of the world.

In the view of Deforestation Watch, responsible activism requires that the proponents of such activism consider the consequences of their actions. Deforestation Watch takes the view that, as things stand, Greenpeace, FOE and others of their ilk would be having the blood of the poor of this world on their hands, with their misguided and irresponsible actions against one of the most sustainable and productive oil seed crops in the world, vis a vis other oil seeds such as soy, rapeseed and sunflower. The final indictment and the inconvenient truth behind the actions of these “environmental organizations” against palm oil is the ultimate ulterior motive – money. What else is new?

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You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.
---Ray Bradbury

Mountain top mining has to end

There should be a moratorium on it until there is a decision made as to whether it should be allowed or not.

Normal mines produce what is called acid mine drainage. Reduced forms of sulfur when brought to the surface oxidize resulting in sulfuric acid. This then runs into the watershed.

Now imagine exposing all that sulfur a mountain has to offer at once by bowing the top off the mountain.

It's funny because many of the outspoken critics of Gore

Have been shown to be paid by the oil companies. There are three prominent scientists that usually get cited by the trolls on this board. When you look into their past it turns out the money they receive to speak at conferences all comes from big oil.

By f u bush2July 19, 2008 - 1:24pm

The trolls also like to cite studies by that Exxon funded organization, The Heartland Institute. They don't seem to recognize the motivation that oil companies might have to disprove global warming. They sure are some simple-minded twits.

George W. & George H.W. Bush - Living proof that the dumbshit doesn't fall far from the dumbass.

By Guy FawkesJuly 19, 2008 - 1:49pm

Then you always have the idiot confusion between weather and climate. Hatey could never get it straight. frogg the other day made a dumb ass remark about a daily high in LA while trying to make a point.

Too funny these trolls. There has to be a way to market this stuff. Perhaps we could write a play from their idiotic dialogue. A comedy naturally.

The same Al Gore who picked Lieberman as his running mate?

Hey guy, why do you name yourself after an catholic, suffering from xenophobia, who snitched out his friends?

Fuck you

If all you can do is repeat the FOX bullshit, go do that somewhere else, you ghetto loser.

You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.
---Ray Bradbury

A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do you.

Who was the half-wit you shared his brain with you? Bush?

You misquoted your God. He actually said, "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and NEITHER DO WE."
Golly, if you're going to quote your god, at least quote him correctly.
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"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." Dwight Eisenhower

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.

Who said

anything about drilling our way out of the climate crisis?

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