Feel It Closing In

Nouri al-Maliki destroyed John McCain's position on the Iraq war yesterday. Not only did his spokesman manage to entrench the story in his ostensible walk-back, but everyone's paying attention. Chuck Todd, for instance, noted:
And then what Maliki did, even in the backtrack statement that the spokes--the government spokesperson over there said, he threw in the word "timetable." He's used not just "time is right," but he threw in the word "timetable," which is--the Obama campaign said, you know, that, that--"Thank you for that release."
It's not entirely the case that John McCain's presidential candidacy is dead, but it's in Terry Schiavo territory. Everyone's had fun with the anonymous GOP consultant who told Marc Ambinder, "We're fucked." But that's an understatement. They're really, really fucked. McCain doesn't have anything to say about the economy, doesn't have anything to say about health care, doesn't have anything to say about... anything except national security, and his trump there would be, allegedly, Iraq. And even on Iraq, his message is, in a philosophical sense, a negative one, emphasizing the superiority of his judgment and the alleged immaturity of Obama's. But when the Prime Minister of Iraq publicly agrees with Obama, McCain is beyond fucked -- he's fucked in half with a spiky, acid-tipped dick.
For instance: over at the McCain Report, the campaign's blog written by the brazziere-needing Michael Goldfarb of the Weekly Standard, the top post right now is titled "U.S. Military To Obama: Timetable Sends 'Wrong Signal To Enemy'." LOLerskates! I guess Nouri al-Maliki just sent the wrong signal to his own enemies. If Goldfarb or anyone else associated with the campaign had any idea how to respond to Maliki's statement, there would be something up on the McCain Report by now. For the time being, here's how Randy "Blood For Oil" Scheuneman flailed about, via Ezra Klein:
"The difference between John McCain and Barack Obama is that Barack Obama advocates an unconditional withdrawal that ignores the facts on the ground and the advice of our top military commanders. John McCain believes withdrawal must be based on conditions on the ground. Prime Minister Maliki has repeatedly affirmed the same view, and did so again today. Timing is not as important as whether we leave with victory and honor, which is of no apparent concern to Barack Obama. The fundamental truth remains that Senator McCain was right about the surge and Senator Obama was wrong. We would not be in the position to discuss a responsible withdrawal today if Senator Obama's views had prevailed."
Ezra makes the necessary points here, to which all I'd add is that Scheueman's need to deny what Maliki said will, delightfully, entrench the narrative that McCain is either an imperialist or in the throes of denial.
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The brain dead will still
The brain dead will still vote for McCain, because they can't stand the idea of a competent ("arrogant") black man in office.
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." Dwight Eisenhower
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By MichtouJuly 20, 2008 - 8:35pmThe brain dead will still
you're right, it has nothing to do with the fact that he's a first term senator with no experience managing anything, much less leading the free world, the fact that his ("previous") pastor of 20+ years is a raving, white-hating, lunatic, that fact that in favor higher taxes, or the fact that as a democrat he's probably in favor of significantly stricter gun control, and significantly looser abortion laws....
but yeah...it's probably because he's black...
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By mrtoadJuly 21, 2008 - 10:15amObama's a natural born leader-- McCain a natural born follower
They each have a natural place on the dogsled team.
Let them dance until November. Truth will be apparent.
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By dewbie dubaiJuly 21, 2008 - 1:44pmMaybe that is why repub trolls like McCain so much
They also have no idea about how to lead, so they follow-----Rush, Hannity, Rove, Coulter, or whoever else they can find that promises to do the thinking for them so they don't have to it themselves. What they haven't figured out is that the people they think are doing all that brain work for them are just using them. Those people couldn't think their way out of a paper bag.
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By UffdaguyJuly 21, 2008 - 1:51pmRight on
Sh*it, you can't fool your way into politics, off the streets of Chicago. That man was fire-tested before he touched a desk in DC.
Look out.
Bill and Hillary said, who is this kid dynamo?
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By dewbie dubaiJuly 21, 2008 - 2:02pmRepubs are afraid of him precisely because he brings their
incompetence into such stark contrast. A comedian I was listening to illustrated it so well, although on a slightly different topic. He was saying that you don't ever want to date someone who is perfect, because they magnify your own flaws. You need to be with someone as flawed as yourselves.
Right now, repubs see their own flaws, their greed and incompetence, magnified by the fact that Obama doesn't have those same flaws to the same staggering degree. Is he perfect? Of course not, and we don't want or need a perfect person in the White House, because no such person exists. What we need is someone who is demonstrably more competent than what we have had for the past 7 years.
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By UffdaguyJuly 21, 2008 - 2:21pmIn reality, though, Obama
In reality, though, Obama makes McCain look pretty good.
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By SheddJuly 21, 2008 - 3:33pmLMAO
Sure he does, in your "reality" ... let us know when you pull your head out of your ass and we'll explain what REALITY is.
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By Pookie2112July 21, 2008 - 3:46pmIn reality, skeet,
nothing you say or think is based in reality.
Name those liberals who own, operate and run the news media. It is a simple question that no right wing extremist like you can or will answer. That is reality. You are the dumbest poster here, and with socialistfrogg around, that says a lot.
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By hufflarry2000July 21, 2008 - 3:50pmThe only way Obama could make McCain look good is......
ummmmmmm......is...........uhhhhhhhhh. Hell, let's face it, there's no way Obama or anyone else alive can make McCain look good. Wait, wait, maybe he could make McCain look good if they had a bowling match and McCain won. Or maybe if they let Obama take the controls of a jet fighter and he plowed it into the ground 6 times.....one more than that accomplished jet jock McCain. Hell, even Chimpy didn't crash his plane, not even once.
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By UffdaguyJuly 21, 2008 - 4:39pmYou can't crash
...if you never FLY!
How many sorties did he fly after he "transferred" out of TANG?
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. ~~~John Kenneth Galbraith
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By nonexistent manJuly 21, 2008 - 5:33pmIn reality, though, Obama makes McCain look pretty good...
Yeah...In the Olympic "Abandoned Your Ailing Wife, Academic Failure, Child of Privilege, Flip-Flopping, Bush-Sucking, Geezer Division".
Yup... McCain wins in the "DESTROY WHAT LITTLE IS LEFT OF AMERICA" contest.
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By A GJuly 21, 2008 - 6:00pmWhat makes Obama a black
What makes Obama a black man? He is just as much a white man as he is a black man. Now whether or not he is competent/arrogant is another question.
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By bebeholmesJuly 22, 2008 - 9:54amFor better or worse, McCain wedded to town halls
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By f u bush2July 20, 2008 - 9:25pm(No subject)
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By dewbie dubaiJuly 20, 2008 - 10:48pmf u bush2: Here's a stupid fix for SSI. Cap millionaire pay-outs
.
If your networth (spouse combined) is over $10 MILLION then maximum SSI pay-out shall not exceed what the total pay-in was.
McCain gets $1,930 a month from 'broken' Social Security system
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By SingSingJuly 22, 2008 - 11:59amMomma said knock him out! Even if McB loses he's still a Senator
and
McBush take the Armed Forces Vocational Aptitude Battery ASVAB AFQT www.asvab.org www.dummies.com/WileyCDA/DummiesTitle/ASVAB-For-Dummies-2nd-Edition.prod...
Plus, both must pass the GMAT www.snipr.com/GMATcriticalReasning
If McBush even passed the ASVAB piss test, considering all the RXs he's on, I'd be shocked.
How can the nuclear football be entrusted to anybody who cant pass what is expected of every boot-loui, just to command 100 troops? They're going for being the boss of 300+ million, ya think they should pass a psych exam to check for senility and sociopath tendencies? YA THINK?
BHO, however either has to retrain the bubba machine to take out some g0p'ers like ARLEN MAGIC BULLET SPECTER and DINO LIEberman, if only they were on the ballot this year, or stand down because the CLINTON DYNASTY is only good for more QUASI-BlueDogs when what is needed are anything but shmucks and beeachis from the g0p-DLC party.
THIS LIST HAS GOT TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff Sessions of Alabama **************************
Ted Stevens of Alaska *****************************
Saxby Chambliss of Georgia
Pat Roberts of Kansas ******************************
Mitch McConnell of Kentucky *********************
Susan Collins of Maine *****************************
Norm Coleman of Minnesota ***********************
Thad Cochran of Mississippi
Roger Wicker of Mississippi
John Sununu of New Hampshire
Elizabeth Dole of North Carolina
Jim Inhofe of Oklahoma ****************************
Gordon Smith of Oregon
Lindsey Graham of South Carolina ***************
Lamar Alexander of Tennessee
John Cornyn of Texas ******************************
Michael Enzi of Wyoming
John Barrasso of Wyoming
Make McShrub cry like The Dukestir Cunningham and resign for being the shrub lemming that he has voted like, despite his MAVERICK propaganda BULLSHIT!!!
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By SingSingJuly 21, 2008 - 6:22amExcellent picture! I'm sure
Excellent picture! I'm sure it's a scene repeated at McCain "rallies" all over the nation!
-- McCain = Four more years of the same --
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By dtaylo75July 21, 2008 - 10:13amReal Men Vote for John McCain
Real Men Vote for McCain: Top 10 reasons why.
By Lou Aguilar
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By SheddJuly 21, 2008 - 10:31amAnd I am sure
a "real man" like you will be joining up for Iraq as soon as possible, right? Where did those "real men" Bush and Cheney serve? You are just another right wing sissy punk.
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By hufflarry2000July 21, 2008 - 12:22pmBy SheddJuly 21, 2008 - 10:31am
"1. Barack Obama spent 20 years sitting in church while his preacher and others bad-mouthed the United States of America."
That's an unfair misrepresentation of a marine preacher's life and work and Mr. Obama time in the church.
"Navy pilot John McCain spent five years being tortured in the Hanoi Hilton, and refused a chance to walk out ahead of fellow POWs with more seniority."
True. I guess anythings possible.
"2. Obama wants to cut and run from Iraq regardless of conditions on the ground or future consequences."
A false misrepresentation
"McCain took on the president and secretary of defense in demanding more troops for Iraq,"
Not alone, weakly, late and after he called it 'whack a mole'
"a policy that is inarguably winning the war"
false but you probably don't know what inarguably means given your inability to reason.
"He also has two sons who fought in Iraq."
One from each wife?
"3. McCain supports nuclear power. Obama backs wind energy."
And... what else does McCain support and what else do Obama support.
I find it amazing that people can watch bridge collapses, levee failures, massive electrical grid blackouts, increased mining accidents, inadequate pipeline maintenance, more refinery explosion, pharmaceutical improprieties, massive bank failures, inadequate airline inspection, be rapt with fear of terrorists and simultaneously want more nuclear power.
4. Obama wants restrictive gun control because only economically depressed middle-Americans “cling to God and guns.” McCain unwaveringly supports the Second Amendment.
Yet another misrepresentation. Please tell me how McCain defines "a well regulated militia".
"5. McCain has deviated from his party’s conservative base on several occasions (McCain-Feingold Bill, Gang of 14, McCain-Kennedy Bill, opposition to torture)."
Yes, I remember when John McCain didn't support disastrous economic policies. However, he has now turned the corner on trickle down and gone soft on torture.
"Obama has voted the left-wing line every single time [I'm going to go out on a limb and call that false], and been designated the most liberal Senator in Congress."
By whom and by what criteria?
"6. Obama is willing to meet with hostile state leaders like Ahmadinejad and Hugo Chavez without preconditions." "McCain will set conditions first, talk later — maybe."
That is odd. The whole the US will come to negotiations if everyone agrees to give us our way in advance strategy has borne such fruit over the last 6+ years. Think of it as a sarcastic way of tallying your misrepresentations.
"7. Obama is married to a bitter, angry lawyer who became “proud” of her country for the first time this year."
Misrepresentation of a spouse.
"McCain’s wife is a beer heiress who founded an organization to provide MASH-style units to disaster-torn world regions."
You can do some good things with inherited wealth I guess.
What no mention of Mrs. Obama's charitable endeavors?
"Did I mention that she’s a beer heiress?"
Yes you did but you failed to mention her new Belgian and Brazilian bosses. Why is that?
"8. Obama supports higher taxes for a government-run nanny state that will coddle all Americans like babies. McCain trusts people to spend their less-taxed money however they wish."
That's two more misrepresentations. You're quite the simpleton.
"9. The name John McCain sounds like “John McClain,” the action hero played by Bruce Willis in the manly Die Hard series. “Barack Obama” sounds like the kind of elitist villain John McClain has to outwit and defeat."
Are you the guy who spends time sharing jesus with young boys in a captive setting doing government funded rehab? Or is that a different idiot?
"10. McCain is endorsed by Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Obama gets support from Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Oprah Winfrey, Tom Hanks, and every weenie in Hollywood. Plus, Susan Sarandon has vowed to leave the country if McCain gets elected. Case closed."
How does this gem of reasoning work? The less accomplished group of actors are the more competent political observers?
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By Dr_BillionaireJuly 21, 2008 - 12:37pmTypical Leftist Response
Lame rebuttal, comprised of assertions with no facts to support them. In comparison, the critiques of Obama are based on facts reported by multiple media outlets (such as the NYT, Washington Post, and other media outlets) all of which support Obama - not McCain.
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By SheddJuly 21, 2008 - 1:03pmBy SheddJuly 21, 2008 - 1:03pm
LMAO
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By f u bush2July 21, 2008 - 1:06pmSo you're enlisting, then?
You couldn't make it in college. Maybe you can shoot a rifle.
*chirp chirpity chirp chirp*
You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.
---Ray Bradbury
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By LiberalIconoclastJuly 21, 2008 - 5:08pmDr_Billionaire: "less accomplished" He with more ENEMIES WINS?!!
Dr. of what? Did you deliver any of these?
PS:
Are we safer yet?

FOLLOW THE MONEY!!!
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By SingSingJuly 22, 2008 - 11:50amHe's a doctor like Dr.
He's a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor.
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By bannedfroggJuly 22, 2008 - 5:34pmBy bannedfroggJuly 22, 2008 - 5:34pm
Why do you want to ban string and pulley's?
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By f u bush2July 22, 2008 - 5:37pmBy SheddJuly 21, 2008 - 10:31am
I guess you missed the questions. How about just giving me McCain's definition of a well regulated militia?
Btw, opinions, inferences, interpretations and such do not become facts by virtue of being reported.
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By Dr_BillionaireJuly 21, 2008 - 2:20pmDo you not understand basic
Do you not understand basic English? Read the damn amendment sometime. It says that enabling the creation of well regulated militia is the reason that the right of the people to keep and bear arms must not be infringed upon, NOWHERE in the amendment does it even suggest that membership of a militia is required in order to own a gun. Does a 55 mph speed limit sign mean that everyone must drive 55? Nope, people are free do drive 52 if they want to.
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By bannedfroggJuly 22, 2008 - 5:42pmBy bannedfroggJuly 22, 2008 - 5:42pm
Why does Rush hate strings & pulleys? Why does he think that strings & pulleys that don't work the way he wants them to are "phony"?
George W. & George H.W. Bush - Living proof that the dumbshit doesn't fall far from the dumbass.
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By Guy FawkesJuly 22, 2008 - 5:45pmBy bannedfroggJuly 22, 2008 - 5:42pm
It does say for the purpose of a well regulated militia. Furthermore to maintain the militia requires that the right to bear arms not be infringed upon. Allowing people to own weapons does not mean there can not be some regulation as to where they can be carried or what type.
The militia may need everyone to own a side arm. It does not need everyone to own a machine gun. So the people are armed as needed.
You need to go back to school.
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By f u bush2July 22, 2008 - 5:47pm"It does say for the purpose
"It does say for the purpose of a well regulated militia."
No it doesn't, liar.
"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."
It doesn't even suggest that membership of a militia is, or should ever be required to own a gun. It doesn't say that keeping state or local government approved types of firearms shall not be infringed.
Now that your latest argument has been destroyed, care to tell us all what a militia consisted of back in the day? Does it say "the right of the well regulated militias to keep and bear arms", or "the right of the people to keep and bear arms"? My vote is for what it actually says in the amendment, THE PEOPLE.
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By bannedfroggJuly 22, 2008 - 6:13pmBy bannedfroggJuly 22, 2008 - 6:13pm
See you proved my point. For a well regulated militia.
liar!
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By f u bush2July 22, 2008 - 6:16pmBy f u bush2July 22, 2008 - 6:16pm
""A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security"
Okay, so what part of "a well regulated Militia, being necessary" seems to fly over dicklessfrogg's cavernous melon?
nec·es·sar·y Show Spelled Pronunciation[nes-uh-ser-ee] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation adjective, noun, plural -sar·ies.
–adjective 1. being essential, indispensable, or requisite: a necessary part of the motor.
2. happening or existing by necessity: a necessary change in our plans.
3. acting or proceeding from compulsion or necessity; not free; involuntary: a necessary agent.
4. Logic. a. (of a proposition) such that a denial of it involves a self-contradiction.
b. (of an inference or argument) such that its conclusion cannot be false if its supporting premises are true.
c. (of a condition) such that it must exist if a given event is to occur or a given thing is to exist. Compare sufficient (def. 2).
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
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By Pookie2112July 23, 2008 - 8:39amHey Bannedfrogg
One thing these revisionists are leaving out, is that to join a militia, in those days, you had to have a gun. They where not provided to you.
What came first, the gun or the militia?
Answer: The gun.
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By fu bush3July 22, 2008 - 7:25pmWhat is your point? "Every
What is your point?
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." Dwight Eisenhower
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By MichtouJuly 22, 2008 - 7:39pmI'm so looking forward to the debates
Republicans should be asking themselves if it's too late to nominate someone else.
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By f u bush2July 21, 2008 - 11:31amI propose a voting
I propose a voting question:
Q: The reason for McCain's constant stream of "mistakes is":
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By dtaylo75July 21, 2008 - 12:24pmQ: So what's Obama's excuse
Q: So what's Obama's excuse for his constant stream of mistakes?
A. He's not particulary bright
B. He doesn't know what he's talking about
C. He's dishonest
D. He has extremely bad judgement
E. He' senile
F. All of the above.
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By SheddJuly 21, 2008 - 12:30pmBy SheddJuly 21, 2008 - 12:30pm
McCain's mistakes are simply frightening. He has no business running for president.
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By f u bush2July 21, 2008 - 12:35pmObamalamadingdong: More Mistakes Made Than McCain!
Oh..and by the way, McCain has made far fewer mistakes than Obama, even though the latter's much younger than McCain, probably because McCain actually knows something, while Obama doesn't.
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By SheddJuly 21, 2008 - 1:06pmBy SheddJuly 21, 2008 - 1:06pm
Obama knows his geography and he's never crashed a plane (let alone 5 of them).
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By f u bush2July 21, 2008 - 1:10pmMaybe they'd like Obama better if he divorced Michelle
and married a wealthy heiress. Or maybe if he forgot which nation bordered which nation. Or who the major factions were in Iraq. Or if he cracked some tasteless joke about women. Or if he called his wife C - - T.
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By UffdaguyJuly 21, 2008 - 1:28pmOr if he was caught toe-tapping in an airport men's bathroom.
“God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to Wal-Mart and just look at people.” Carlos Mencia
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By Pookie2112July 21, 2008 - 2:28pmWell, I'm sure things will get more civil in the campaign
if that beacon of righteousness, Mittens, joins McCain as his VP choice (not). He is reported by the NYT to be #1 on McCain's short (bus) list.
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By UffdaguyJuly 21, 2008 - 2:31pmbeacon of righteousness
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! BREATHE!!!! HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! OH, MY!!!! HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
So are Mittens spawn off to war in Iraq since they don't need to help daddy get elected president?? LMAO!!
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By Pookie2112July 21, 2008 - 3:49pmOf course you can prove this statement, right?
No, you cant. You are lying again. Who are the liberals who own, operate and run the news media? You cant and wont answer. If you did, it would prove you a liar.
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By hufflarry2000July 21, 2008 - 1:11pmDon't hurt yourself reaching, shitspread.
I know you're desperate but don't hurt yourself on our account.
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By Pookie2112July 21, 2008 - 2:20pmIf Shithedd is so confident that McCain doesn't make
mistakes, I suggest take a flight with McCain in the pilot's seat. In view of McCain's "mistake-free" history, he'll probably auger it into the ground for crash number 6. And why did McCain crash so much? Well, being a pilot requires a great deal of judgement, and since McCain clearly lacks any judgement (good judgement, that is), it should be expected that he'd be about as good at flying as your average brick.
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By UffdaguyJuly 21, 2008 - 2:29pmA cadet at Anapolis should have good judgment as well ...
McSame's judgment sucked there, too.
I guess shitspread is of the mind-set that if you parrot lie long enough, it becomes truth, to the delusional mind, that is.
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By Pookie2112July 21, 2008 - 2:36pmI think part of it is also the ingrained idea that a repub
military guy is always the best choice. He is automatically brave, heroic, patriotic, and smart. If he is a dem military guy, he must have lied about his experiences, is a coward, is secretly an enemy sympathizer, etc.
While we should respect those who served in the military, we cannot automatically put them on some sort of a pedestal because of that. Is an ex-military guy a better candidate for president than a Ph.D economist, or an engineer, a scientist, a doctor or diplomat? No one person can possibly have the broad ranges of experiences that would allow them to be experts at all aspects of running this country. As a result, we need to look at judgement, and McCain has been a disastrous failure in that area, specializing in bad judgement for more years than Obama has even been alive.
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By UffdaguyJuly 21, 2008 - 2:43pmSince when did military service become a prerequisite
for the presidency? If it were a requirement, Monkey Boy shouldn't have gotten past the first set of primaries in 2000.
Besides, there are many, many examples throughout our history of our military leaders using poor judgment ... hell, just off the top of my head, look how many Lincoln had to go through until he found one who DID have good judgment, for the most part. I could care less if a candidate did time in the military; that doesn't automatically mean he or she uses good judgment. I'm more concern with said individuals intelligence, use of reason and common sense and knowledge of our Constitution than if they served in the military.
“God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to Wal-Mart and just look at people.” Carlos Mencia
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By Pookie2112July 21, 2008 - 2:57pmMilitary was never a prerequisite to be president, as the
Constitution never mentions that among its requirements. However, it seems that this has always been something that has been played up in American politics, from the days of Zachary Taylor onwards. Even a great military leader like Grant can be a truly terrible president. Today we have an example of a supposedly accomplished businessman (although the evidence is contrary to that view), doing a terrible job as president.
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By UffdaguyJuly 21, 2008 - 3:13pmThat was my point - it never was and never SHOULD be.
You're right - Grant was a brilliant military mind but, like Monkey Boy, failed MISERABLY in business as well as the presidency. Christ, if it weren't for him writing his memoirs, he would have died flat-out broke.
That one always threw me - Monkey Boy failed at EVERY business venture he got his little monkey fingers on ... I guess if you repeat the lie often enough ...
“God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to Wal-Mart and just look at people.” Carlos Mencia
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By Pookie2112July 21, 2008 - 3:56pmI'm surprised. There can't
I'm surprised. There can't be much on the top of your head, since it's extremely difficult to balance anything on a point.
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By SheddJuly 21, 2008 - 3:42pmI wouldn't know about that, shitspread.
Considering that you are the supreme dunce here; you've worn that cap for so long that the melon atop your shoulders has molded quite nicely too it. Congrats.
“God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to Wal-Mart and just look at people.” Carlos Mencia
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By Pookie2112July 21, 2008 - 3:58pmShut the fuck up and ENLIST, Sissy Boy!
You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.
---Ray Bradbury
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By LiberalIconoclastJuly 21, 2008 - 5:09pmLittle boys with little dicks like shitspread can enlist?
Wow, criminals and wee boys ... the military will take anyone now, huh?
“God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to Wal-Mart and just look at people.” Carlos Mencia
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By Pookie2112July 21, 2008 - 5:32pmScary, innit?
In IGiveHedd's case, it would kinda give new meaning to that fine old military term "SHORT Arm Inspection!"
"DAMN, George! Your junk's even smaller than Shedd's!"
You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.
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By LiberalIconoclastJuly 21, 2008 - 5:41pmTotally!!!!
Now THAT is fucking priceless!!!! Classic!!
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By Pookie2112July 21, 2008 - 6:18pmYOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME, RIGHT??
Oh my!... You are the LAST Contard I expected to collapse into A TOTAL MELT-DOWN like this!
Wow, sketter!... Are things that bad??...
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Skeeter's desperate attempt at a Geoballs-esque "BIG LIE" is absolutely PATHETIC.
... Let's take skeeter's desperate lies in reverse order:
E) "HE'S SENILE!"... Obama??... The Ivy League, Harvard Law Review editor?... Or maybe you meant the privileged PUNK McCain who got into Anapolis ON FAMILY CONNECTIONS (like BUSH into the national guard)... and graduated IN THE BOTTOM ONE-HALF OF ONE PERCENT OF HIS CLASS!
... THIS JACKASS ISN'T QUALIFIED TO SHINE OBAMA'S SHOES!
D) "He has extremely bad judgement"... REALLY?... Well he had enough judgement to know THAT PRESIDENT SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, DEARTH CHEENEY, AND NOSFER-RUMSFELD WERE STEERING US INTO THE WORST FOREIGN POLICY DISASTER IN AMERICA HISTORY... On behalf of right-wing KOOKS (who have since DISSAPPEARED!)... Like Paul (Pay My Mistress - PLEASE!) Wolfowitz... Richard (I'll be in my French Chalet if you need me) Pearle and William "MR. WRONG" Kristol...
C. "He's dishonest" ... Two words, ass-wipe... THE KEATING FIVE.
B. "He doesn't know what he's talking about"... Yeah?? Well he knows a fucking Shiite from a Sunni DOESN'T HE?!...OBAMA KNOWS A KURD FROM A TURD don't he!, unlike Senator Bush-For-McBrains!
A. "He's not particulary bright" ... BWAHH!!!...HA! HA! HA!..HAAA!!!... HA!...BWAHH!!!...HA! HA! HA!..HAAA!!!... HA!...BWAHH!!!...HA! HA! HA!..HAAA!!!... HA!...
Hmmm... Let me see... A middle-class guy who crawled his way to the top, against all odds to become Editor of the Harvard Law Review?... or Some asshole who got into school BECAUSE OF HIS DADDY (like Bush!) AND FOUGHT HIS WAY DOWN TO THE ROCK BOTTOM OF HIS CLASS... A FUCKING ACADEMIC DISGRACE.
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Hey skeeter... how does my ass taste?... JACKASS!
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By A GJuly 21, 2008 - 3:49pmAn Observation
Wow...you must be a masochist!
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By SheddJuly 21, 2008 - 3:35pmWow...you must be a
No I'm going to enjoy watching McCain mix up ethnic groups in Iraq and show us how little he knows about geography. I can't wait.
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By f u bush2July 21, 2008 - 3:40pmBy f u bush2July 21, 2008 - 3:40pm
My suggestion for Obama before any debate with McBush: Slap McBush hard enough on the hump on his back under his coat to disable the receiver from LIEberman who will be trying his best to feed McBush info and to keep McBush from stepping in his own poo!
"During his senior year at Andover, an elite New England prep school, George W. Bush formed a stickball league as a way of thumbing his nose at the athletic tradition of the school. He named his team the Nads."
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By houndmommaJuly 21, 2008 - 5:22pmBy houndmommaJuly 21, 2008 - 5:22pm
Absolutely.
Or perhaps have a poolside debate in swim suits. LOL
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By f u bush2July 21, 2008 - 5:29pmBy f u bush2July 21, 2008 - 5:29pm
When Obama leans down to greet McBush, Obama should say "testing, testing,1,2,3" loudly into
McBush's ear.
Oh, Obama wins the swim suit matchup by a .... well, uh, everything! Same win as when brains are compared.
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By houndmommaJuly 21, 2008 - 6:01pmPOINTLESS DRIVEL.
YOU CAN SMELL THE DESPERATION.
When McCain and Obama stand side by side AND MATCH WITS... MATCH MEMORIES... MATCH ANALYTICAL THINKING ABILITIES...Phew!!...
IT IS GOING TO BE EMBARASSING!
A part of me feels sorry for McCain... until I remember what a flip-flopping, sycophantic, Bush-Sucking TOOL of all the motherfuckers who have exploited the middle-class (The REAL strength of America) ... AND BROUGHT THIS GREAT NATION TO IT'S KNEES... that McCain is.
... Then I snap out of it and say FUCK JOHN McCAIN!!
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By A GJuly 21, 2008 - 4:05pm"A battle of WITS?"
"To the DEATH? Very well, I accept! Now I am an old fart and you think I can't reach too far, so I cal clearly not drink from the glass in front of me. But you are a godless lib who does not fear Hellfire, so I can clearly not drink from the glass in front of you!"
"Truly, your intellect is dizzying."
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By LiberalIconoclastJuly 21, 2008 - 7:27pmBut only slightly less well known is this...
more graph humor and song chart memes
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. ~~~John Kenneth Galbraith
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By nonexistent manJuly 21, 2008 - 10:33pmObama roars with $25M one-day haul