The Nadir and Nader of the GOP

By American Street

I guess the party of spend and spend and rob your kid’s inheritance is having some second thoughts about a third term McBush.

The only question is, who will do the most damage, Barr or the Paul sleeper cells or the al-Huckabee Earth Flat! insurgency?

Answer: McCain. Running against his former selves is a losing proposition. When he snaps at an October debate and slaps himself silly, he’ll lose 1.5% of Republican support, just enough to hand Obama a clearcut victory.

The only way he can avoid that is if Cindy distributes enough beer to everyone in Pennsylvania AND Ohio, then shows them her tits.

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Please, the last thing we need

is to see Cindy's tits. Any chance we can trade her tits for those of another repub, Mary Carey?

By UffdaguyMay 12, 2008 - 12:35pm

ANYBODY can see Mary Carey's tits. All it takes is a cursory Google search.

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But it's more fun if it is part of a campaign!

Hell, let's just admit it's fun to see them at any time. :)

Why does AAR put up with these Clowns?

"The only way he can avoid that is if Cindy distributes enough beer to everyone in Pennsylvania AND Ohio, then shows them her tits. "

Shows them here tits? Are you in third grade? Hate women much? Why not just call her a nappy headed ho? Or, a bleach blond ho? You people are infantile.

When you men get home and face an anti-war protestor, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend because she knows she’s dating a pussy… ~ Attributed to General Tommy Franks

Please mum, the question should be...

Why do republitrogs hate education so much?

And this from the Daily sNews—hardly a paragon of that liberal media that you "plain folks" love to target.

You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.
---Ray Bradbury

No, I'm in fourth grade

Third gradders are more into eating paste.

Get a grip. Humor is supposed to be silly and absurd. Do most comedians utilizing sophomoric humor hate the opposite sex? Granted, such humor doesn't cause a smile on every face and may not make a majority laugh. Humorists know that going in.

Criticize my humor but don't project other ulterior motives if that's all the evidence you have to rely on.

Oh, and btw, Franks has denied ever saying anything like that. That's more like something a DI would say, not a decorated general. Kinda odd that you'd use a quote that suggests 'pussy' stands for 'weakness' as that's am misogynistic standard that's already been established.

Pot, meet kettle.

Dang, maybe I'll be demoted.

Unless I start proofing my words better before posting, I'm headed back to the third grade for sure.

By KevinHaydenMay 12, 2008 - 5:48pm

I wouldn't pay any attention to our trolls and their phony outrage.

ron paul is a complete

wack-job.Sure a few disgruntled republicans will cast a vote his way but,he wont even have a scintilla of a shot to upset the repub applecart.

ralph nader on the other hand is far more dangreous to the dems....heres why-

any clinton supporters will vote nader to spite obama and vice versa.

Obama is the best gift

that the libtards will give McCain. Hillary would clean grandpas clock.

By hufflarry2000 May 12, 2008 - 2:55pm

Hillary would clean grandpas clock.
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How appropriate McHillary'd be next in line to service his bearings... right behind McLieberman...
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Ist dies nicht der Schadenfreude?

Ja, dies ist der Schadenfreude!

Run Bobby Run!

I like Bob Barr

Why? Because he is a known former right wing whack job. He admits as much. He also admits he was wrong. Bob Barr may do damage than realized. I've read his legal arguments for impeachment and against torture. Hmm.

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