God: Proposition 8: CA Fires: WTF?

By Tim Einenkel

Last night as I watched the reports on the California fires, my wacky internal dialogue started jabbering with its wackiness. I jokingly thought to myself “I wonder how the right wing religious nuts are going to blame homosexuality for this? Proposition 8 passed. So, why is God punishing California?”

Yes, I know. Wacky!

The right wing has blamed Hurricane Katrina, terrorism, AIDS, Israel’s war failure, earthquakes, Wall Street woes and much more on homosexuality. I never knew how homophobic God was. Thanks to Pam Spaulding at Pamshouseblend.com, even though Proposition 8 was passed, anti-gay activist James Hartline still blames the California fires on the gays:

God keeps trying to get their attention. They, for their part, are shouting so loud for the acceptance of homosexuality, that they cannot hear the thunderous warnings of God: "Repent! For the judgment comes soon!"

Each time homosexual activists attempt to force their agenda on California, there have been raging, massive, incinerating fires sweeping across the California landscape.

Today, people are running for their lives as 800 California homes have burned down and the firestorm is spreading like a nuclear holocaust. Yet, the radical homosexual anarchists rampage upon the streets of this state demanding the destruction of marriage and family, and the establishment of their socialistic dark vision for society.

You see, the problem is this: God has plans for California in the near days ahead. Thus, these attempts to force an ungodly tyranny on this state are being met blow with blow by God. God is saying, "California shall be a refuge for America when the catastrophes come. California belongs to Me, not the advocates of sexual anarchy."

The more that homosexual activists press their battle in California, the more there will be great calamaties in this state.

I hate when my internal dialogue is right.

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Question...

...when ISN'T there a fire in California?

By SgtDNovember 17, 2008 - 5:08pm

Exactly. It would be like blaming homosexuals every time it rains in Seattle.

Support the Troops.
End the Occupation.

....or when it smells like...

...cow shit in Iowa. (As a proud Iowegian I can say that)

By SgtD November 17, 2008 - 5:08pm

There have always been fires in California. The difference now, is that fire season (late July through early/mid October) is now a year around event.

This is my Dr Drew Impression: "Any fear a child has

becomes an attraction to the adult the kid becomes. This is why we look for symptomatics of and in abuse victems cause so often abusers are the victems of abuse themselves. So abuse of any kind no matter of how mundain becomes the driving force in such a large portion of our human population, and such a gearing-guiding factor subconsciously in our global societies its no woner the worlds crazy. You scare the "S" out of kids, telling them that if "you don't do this", and "you don't do that", and "you're going to Hell", and "everything about the natural "you" is a sin to be persecuted and ashamed of" every day since birth and and the days of nursery rhymes, no wonder theres such zealorty among fundementalists. They're horny for fear and terror. ... And the kids just are immitating mommy and daddy. Making them victems of an insanity that not only is often isolated to paranoid back-woodsy overtly religious yet religious mis-interprety and therefore misguided and dillusional communities, but of a functioning constant psychology of the whole nation, if not whole worlds psyche.".

It must be over the Rainbow.

If you ask the Fundigelicals where gays come from, many don't know.

Ask them how many have sons or daughters who moved to city, never got married, never talk about their "girlfriend" or "boyfriend", don't allow them to visit and only visits on holidays and always alone and they never put two and two together. Never.

Attn Shedd: The Catholic Church agrees with you!

Gotta give the bishop a few points for honesty. The fundies try to do away with public education in the name of "Academic freedom." At least this ignorant fuck comes out and more or less SAYS he wants to do away with it...

Bishop: Education Is Ruining The Church

Just a hint, Monsignor...LEAVE THE ALTAR BOYS ALONE!

You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.
---Ray Bradbury

Angels or Fairies?

I'm sorry, I didn't understand. I thought God was burning California BECAUSE gays weren't allowed to get married.

God made gays for a reason. He wanted them in heaven to brighten things up. After 6 months of Jerry Falwell, he said, that's it. Jerry now burns in hell and the gates of heaven are open to the gays. "Party Time".

Look at the mess the Fundagelicals left. Everyone was wearing white sheets and bird wings. Terrible. Now, that the gays have arrived, heaven sparkles with fairy dust. We know the fundies are allergic to dust. They all live in hell where they can suffer in peace.

Amen brother
Amen sister

God is on your side. Let the music begin.

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