Timmy Time: Obama and McCain Meet

By Beau Friedlander

Today’s historic meeting between Obama, his henchman Rahmbo, Lindsey Graham, and John McLost-the-Election was hella boring, which is why we deployed a Timmy bomb. Watch Mr. Einenkel go monkey on the meeting after the jump.

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This is my Dr Drew Impression:

"Any fear a child has
becomes an attraction to the adult the kid becomes. This is why we look for symptomatics of and in abuse victems cause so often abusers are the victems of abuse themselves. So abuse of any kind, no matter of how mundane, becomes the driving force in such a large portion of our human population, and such a behavior-gearing, guiding factor subconsciously in our global societies, its no wonder the worlds crazy. You scare the "S" out of kids, telling them that if "you don't do this", and "you don't do that", and "you're going to Hell", and "everything about the natural "you" is a sin, to be persecuted and ashamed of" every day since birth and and the days of nursery rhymes, no wonder theres such zealorty among fundementalists. They're horny for fear and terror. Like some mutant version of "Bebe's Kids":"They don't realize. They multiplize"... And the kids just are immitating mommy and daddy. Making them victems of an insanity that not only is often isolated to paranoid back-woodsy overtly religious yet religion mis-interpretty, and therefore misguided and dillusional communities, but of a functioning constant psychology of the whole nation, if not whole world's psyche.".

Jesus has nothing to to with the writing of this blog. In fact, while I was writing this he wasn't doing anything to help out. So, suck it Jesus. Suck the fat one. I wrote this. Not you. Credits mine, not yours, so sit there and gloat J.C.. Have a good night everyone.

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