Chuck Norris Cures Homosexuality

Mike Huckabee supporter Chuck Norris is a man attached to many fun facts:
1. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
2. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
3. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
4. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
5. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
6. Chuck Norris does not lead, he follows.
All but fun fact Number Six can be found on ChuckNorrisFacts.com. In a recent statement, Chuck not only expressed his disappointment with this past weekend’s Proposition 8 protesters but suggested that people should follow their leaders without questioning them:
Of course, activists say they are merely utilizing their political freedoms and rights, but, the fact is, I see a lot of sore losers who are intolerant of any outcome but the one they desire. Some are acting like toddlers who throw a temper tantrum until they get their way. Are they fighting for their rights or at last showing true colors of intolerance against anyone who believes contrary to them?
There have been many of us who have passionately opposed an Obama election, but you don't see us protesting in the streets, crying out unfair – rather we are submitting to a democratic process and now asking how we can support "our" president. Just because we don't like the election outcome, doesn't give us the right to bully those who oppose us. In other words, if democracy doesn't tip our direction, we don't swing to anarchy. That would be like the Wild West all over again, signs of which appear to be resurrecting in these post-election protests.
- FILED UNDER: Arts & Culture, Chuck Norris, Homosexuality, Prop. 8, Protests
- November 18, 2008








To Daddy Dearest:
Chuck, I read the following out of yesterday's Chicago Redeye:
The Southern Poverty Law Center, which monitors hate crimes reported that only since the election, there have been hundreds of “incidents”. Many more than usual.
Examples:
North Carolina State University students decorated a tunnel with such slogans as “Let’s shoot that (n-word) in the head”.
And
Maine, a sign outside the Oak Hill General Store read: “Osama Obama Shotgun pool”. Customer bet $1 on a date when Obama would be killed. At the bottom of the marker, it said, “Let’s hope someone wins”.
And
Children being taught to sing “Assassinate Obama”.
And
On and on….
I didn't mean to repeat this, but it fit on this post.
Chuck Chuck bo buck
fa nana fana fo....
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By deanrddNovember 18, 2008 - 1:08pmI think some of these people
I think some of these people should be arrested for threatening the President-elect.
These dumbasses are so scared of melanin and vowels, it's completely beyond incredible.
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By MichtouNovember 18, 2008 - 8:17pmGee, I thought that Chuck Norris was only good for
curing insomnia. Nice to see him branching out in the medical/psychological field! Congratulations, Chuck. Maybe you can join the firm of Michelle Bachmann's husband, who makes money curing "gayness" with psychological therapy.
Truth is whatever you can get other people to believe - Tom Smothers
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By UffdaguyNovember 18, 2008 - 2:09pmChuck just doesn't get it.
Chuck is the guy back in the fifties that didn't understand why all them niggers was gettin so uppity for.
Yeah, Chuck... that's what it is... they're just sore losers.
WELL WE'LL JUST SEE WHAT THE COURTS HAVE TO SAY.
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JEEZE!... WHAT A BUNCH OF WHINERS!... EH, CHUCK?
BTW, Chucky... ever get that G.E.D.?
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By A GNovember 18, 2008 - 3:15pm