Penguins Alive (Some) in Rio!

By Beau Friedlander

The Washington Post reports on a strange phenomenon that is getting stranger: Magellanic penguins making landfall on equatorial beaches. It is not uncommon (though as noted none the less strange) for a few of these critters to get caught in the plankton-rich Falkland current and wind up somewhere north of their usual home on the coast of Argentina.

Like some maritime dust-bowl migration, more than 1,000 of these penguins have floated ashore in Brazil, nearly as far north as the equator. By the time their webbed feet touch sand, many are gaunt and exhausted, often having lost three-quarters of their body weight. Even more have died.

What's weird is the massive number of the penguins that have shifted northward this year. It's the penguid version of frogs raining from the sky. Scan your body for boils.

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This is a Jackass Penguin, one of the few penguin species

that survives in warm climates.
AKA the Conservative- it's loud, not too bright, and shits on everything.

When the greenhouse...

When the greenhouse warms the sea I go to Rio
de Janeiro!
When Saint Sarah
Says the warming is from Jesus I just throw up
Then she blows up...

repubs don't believe the scientists...

regarding global warming.

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