Merry Christmas from the Spitzers! (Hooker not included)
"Not only did he recently attend a party hosted at a massage-parlor-turned-bar (with the unforunate name of "Happy Ending") by his new employer, Slate, but he's also sending out holiday cards."
If you're a Regular Joe (or Jane), chances are you won't be getting a Christmas card from the family of disgraceful New York Governor Eliot Spitzer. Not to worry though! Thankfully, a picture of the card has made its way onto the Internet (doesn't everything?) and we've got it for you here at Doing Time! Enjoy the holiday cheer! Our favorite part of the article?
Thanks to the New York Daily News for the picture.
- FILED UNDER: Arts & Culture, Christmas cards, Eliot Spitzer, Hookers and Spitzer
- December 18, 2008
Oh Brother... Excuse me while I puke.
"Hope...is not a thing heedlessly given to be crushed by the vicissitudes of experience..."
Actually, "Hope" is not a thing "given" at all.
'VICISSITUDE' [Webster 2(b)]: a difficulty or hardship attendant on a way of life, a career, or a course of action and usually beyond one's control.
... "beyond one's control"... Uhhh, right... just nauseating.
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HERE'S A WORD FOR YA':
'SELF-SERVING' [Webster]: serving one's own interests, often in disregard of the truth or the interests of others.
NICE!!
Nice prison "tat", Ashley... classy.
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YUMM! - YUMM!! ... Oh, you little SLUT!
Hey, don't blame ME for wanting to lick her sideways, six ways 'til Sunday... it's the fault of those darned vicissitudes!
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"Oh, Ashley... you're an animal... you're little SLUT!... (pant-pant)... Oh, Ashley Dupre... I WILL TEACH YOU THE MEANING OF THE WORD RESPECT..."