QUIP ART: What Are Obama, Gibbs, And Love Laughing About?

Did you hear? Sarah Palin is moving to the Miami Zoo Aviary so she can see Cuba from her perch!

..and the Theotards that believe in a resurrected Zombie named Christ don't realize we three are mentally healthy, aka atheist, intellectuals that eventually will take America off the intellect stagnating psychosis of Belief in God.

"Did you hear? the people are angry because they thought we campaigned as one of the people for the people, instead of the extreme wealthy bankers!! hahahahaahhaaaa, Gulllll i Billlle!"

I think we should go to Maine and help open up one of those clinics.

The white guy to my left says he has a bigger penis than we do!

We still have banks that are too big to fail, Wall Street loves us, we are all set for life as far as OUR government pension and medical coverage (thank god WE don’t have to buy private insurance), and the very people who destroyed the middle class are running the government!

It's still a pig!

Limbaugh's proctologist did WHAT?!!

So Reggie, let me see if I've got this right. You told Gibbie that you usually let me win in basketball,but sometimes you just can't help yourself and that's where the big slams come from?

Honestly, they say "Fair and Balanced"

caption: ... so he says, 'because I said so, that's why.'
Obama thought balloon: I'm cool.
Gibbs thought balloon: I love you I really love you man.
Love thought balloon: I can still take you in the jump shot.
Secret Service guy thought balloon: : No comment.

...so then Dick Cheney invited me to go hunting with him. Like anyone would fall for that again. Heard George might take him up on the invite.

So we had them over for dinner, right, just to be nice. BO runs straight up to Cheney and pees on his leg!

...and then (laugh)...then they brought in Palin because they thought I was going to pick Hillary. (hee hee) And when I won...! I mean...who ever heard of Michael Steele before last November, anyhow? (big laugh) And seriously, now they have Beck and Limbaugh as their spokespeople? Oh lordy... (laugh).... But really, thank goodness we have Lieberman on our side (big laugh!) Oh man, 2010 is going to be a joke! Oh... and speaking of Bachmann...

"What did one conservative party member say to the other?"
"I don't know, what?"
"Even though our ship is sinking fast, by all accounts we have no relevance to current society, our way of thinking (or lack thereof) is directly responsible for the Dark Ages, and we increasingly hate a larger and larger percentage of the population, let's scream really loud and whine and cry and be as hypocritical as possible to ensure that our base support feels justified in their misplaced entitlement and almost sociopath like suspension of fact and reason."

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Rush Limbaugh is a morbidly obese sea cow and Glen Beck is a riot inciting pile of monkey feces, that's who!"
"HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA"

What's that smell? What do you think it is Reggie?

Reggie Love: "Monica Lewinsky called and said she wants a joint meeting with your MEMBER of congress."

Sarah Palin wrote a book

..yeah know...that guy does resemble the FBI actor from "24" and "men who stare at goats"

" . . and we can send the entire White House staff for nineteen dollars!"

NY Times plagiarist Jayson Blair is keynote speaker at a Journalism Ethics conference? It boggles the mind!

"Hey Guy, Sarah Palin just announced she is running for Pope, raeally!"

"the Teabaggers actually call us LIBERALS!"

And then the white guy, "I feel ya, dawg!"

"...no, really, they actually believed me!"

The House minority leader just stood at the steps of Congress and held a "press" conference to read the preamble to the constitution. I didn't know there is a preamble there. My professors were not aware. My high school teachers didn't know there was a preamble in OUR constitution.

Did you know there was a preamble to the US Constitution?

Hey, guys, they've got the camera on us. Do they have one of us laughing yet? Think about the funniest joke you have ever heard, and 1...2...3...

Lieberman is a Democrat.

"Did you see Boehner showing his pocket constitution in front of the Capitol with "TEA-BEGGARS" and start quoting from the declaration of independence? And see how all the other ones were nodding and seing Boehner's cluelessness?" That's why better education was one of my campaign commitments. We still have some ways to go :))"

...President Obamha : .."everyone thinks you resemble the FBI actor in the tv series "Fringe"

Robert Gibbs: I just caught the end of "The Dating Game". Rush Limbaugh chose bachelorette #3 - Rachel Maddow.

"New York 23rd!"

Look, forget Olympia Snow. Just say we've got Olympia Dukakis behind us...most Americans won't know the difference.

"Did you see the Dick Cheney sex-tape that was posted on the internet last night?"

So Palin says, "Going Rogue"? I thought they said it would be called "Going VOGUE".

...So Nancy says, "Please don't tell my mother I'm a politician, she thinks I work in a

Glen Beck said what?!

Did you read the Republican Health Care Reform Plan?

So Reggie! Guess who's the new Press Secretary????

Fox News is Unbiassed

#63 bebe

You should really take the time to read #46.

And so Reggie Love says, "Yes you can..LOL, Yes you can....LOL? Guess again big boy, NO YOU CAN"T." At which time, Robert Gibbs spills his gut laughingly saying, "I told you so".

"Did you hear that Glen Beck had an appendectomy?" "Yeah, I heard that they couldn't pull his head out of his ass though."

Now that I've won, yes! I really can!

Yeah, that's right. They really think we want to kill Granma!

That debate between "W" and "Big Bill Clinton....yeah, I set it up last week with his old man!

Sarah call from Russia today, she wants to rent the Lincoln Bedroom.

Sarah called today and ask if she could rent the Lincoln Bedroom?

Hey, the health insurance industry will do well under the Dem's plan.