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05/16/08

THE TELEVISED EXECUTION OF KEVIN JAMES: IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO KNOW ANYTHING TO BE A CONSERVATIVE TALK SHOW HOST

I know, I know. I laughed too. I absolutely loved seeing Chris Matthews eviscerate the pathetic conservative shill and mindless Bush acolyte, radio talk show host Kevin James, now the subject of national ridicule and the butt of jokes, much deserved at that. First, we’re not talking about this guy; it’s this guy.

How deserved, indeed. A man who went viral on YouTube instantaneously and enjoyed the fastest Wikipedia edit ever. Bless his heart; it was painful. From now on, this incredibly embarrassing moment will append this poor guy’s bio. Forever branded, perpetually tattooed with this incredible made for TV moment. I saw it live and wanted to bathe afterwards. It was like watching an Ali G interview but for real. Fox should included it in a summer replacement show “Interviews Gone Bad.” I was thinking My Lai, Kitty Genovese, name it. Throw in the towel, Kev! Somebody stop this mauling! Just give up.

05/16/08

Today on Lionel - Friday May 16th

Texas has a love-love relationship with the death penalty, but one Texan Man of God has his doubts about the morality and efficacy of state-sanctioned executions. At The Death House Door chronicles Pastor Carroll Pickett’s 15 years of service as Death Row chaplain in the infamous “Walls” Prison unit in Huntsville, TX. Pastor Pickett and filmmakers Steve James and Peter Gilbert join Lionel at 10 A.M. to discuss their film and the Pastor’s epiphanies regarding his life’s work.        

FROM THE ENDLESS CAMPAIGN  

05/15/08

Today on Lionel - Thursday May 15th

 

Barry Goldwater was one of the most quoted yet consistently misunderstood politicians in American history. Today, his son Barry Goldwater, Jr. joins Lionel to discuss his new book, Pure Goldwater, a treasure trove of his father’s private insights and personal journal entries. Note: journals are much like primitive “blogs”.

 

05/14/08

Today on Lionel - Wednesday May 14th.

WEST VIRGINIA, PURPLE HEARTS, AND A SWEARING NEWSCASTER.  

Talk-show host and columnist Daniel Ruth joins Lionel today. He’ll tell us why Hulk Hogan’s son is serving jail time. Hint: it has something to do with being a redneck boob and injuring an Iraq vet.   

FROM THE ENDLESS CAMPAIGN.

05/13/08

THE JEREMIAH JEREMIAD VERSUS HAGEE’S LIBEL: A HUGE DIFFERENCE

Pastor John Hagee has apologized to Catholics. Read all about it. Hagee’s a hypocrite. Fine. Seems that he just realized finally that calling the Catholic Church “The Great Whore” was misunderstood. An oops moment, if you will. It was another Catholic Church whose honor he questioned and image he desecrated. Or something. Fine. But who cares one way or another what this fellow says. Well, Obama fans for one. They think it’s a big deal. They think this is a big “gotcha” moment. See! McCain has Hagee; Barry has Wright. It’s a wash. No. It’s awash in differences.

It seems that Obamans are suggesting that since Hagee made the apologia and his contrition was ostensibly accepted, Reverend Jeremiah’s jeremiads should be overlooked as well by anti-Obama/Hillary/McCain folks. Sorry. As we say in the South, that dog don’t hunt. Here’s why.

First, Wright never apologized; Hagee did.

Second, Psychotic rants from preachers are a dime a dozen. Each one has its own beauty in embracing various hues of hate and absurdity. In fact, we’re used to it. Falwell, bless his heart, warned us that one of the Teletubbies was gay. Quick: Which one? Come on. Even my call screener knows this one. (Buzzer) The answer is Tinky Winky. (Sounds like a marital nickname, if you catch my drift.)

Third, Hagee doesn’t scare white folks. Hagee’s rants are about the Catholic Church and apostate churches. Roughly nine out of ten Americans don’t know what “apostate” even denotes. It is reported that 46% believe it is the term for a botched castration. Hagee’s a white guy; Wright’s not. That’s it.

05/13/08

Today on Lionel - Tuesday May 13th

WILL SHE OR WON’T SHE, the BIN LADENS and TASERS


Author Steve Coll will remind us that the world’s most wanted man comes from a unique family. His book is The Bin Ladens: An Arabian Family in the American Century.
 

FROM THE ENDLESS CAMPAIGN

USA Today is reporting that Democrats want Hillary to stay in it, and keep campaigning. Or maybe that's a typo and they meant “Republican.”