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Levi Johnston, You Mumbling Cretin (AUDIO)

Thursday October 29, 2009 5:02 p.m.

They'd never pull this against Obama. Face it. If Malia or Sasha were impregnated by a unicellular dimwit like Levi, you'd hear nary a peep out of it from the MSM. Save Faux News, but they don't count. But as to Mr. Johnston . . . Levi Johnston is a cretin. A Boeotian. So Lionel diagnoses Levi Johnston. His speech pattern alone, Lionel submits, is emblematic of the mumbling, maundering confused delivery of so many of America's "Yutes" like the Duke of Dorkdom, Mr. Johnston.

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Petit Robert

Let me get this straight (from the teaser for this story): "no _one_ under the age of 30 knows how to properly express _them_selves" (emphasis added). Uh huh. While using "themselves" as a substitute for "himself" or "herself" is becoming more common (if not acceptable), I'd tread lightly here, especially as you're trying to criticize the younger generation. People in glass houses ...

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blogbob

Way to go Lionel. Couldn't agree more. What is even funnier is that, for appearance's sake, Caribou Barbie was willing to welcome this cretin into her family when she had a shot at the house on the Naval Observatory grounds. Not surprisingly, Levi was cast aside immediately following the loss of the McCain ticket. Even dimwits like Caribou Barbie can have standards.

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