Dispatches from the Janitor's Closet
Hey all, this is Doobie McWhatnot, the comatose…whatever of the Lionel Show, bringing you a brand new web-log designed to create the illusion of web-based content; while at the same time requiring little to no thought, insight, grammatical diligence or “writing skills”. When in
Wanted: Cindy McCain…Reward: $420
Not Wanted: Cindy McCain’s “dirty pillows”
They go for glory. They go for country. They go, Commando
Next on “Rescue 911”. Perhaps he should’ve “had it his way”, or he could’ve cooked up some nice Jimmy Dean sausages
And the award for most ridiculous wedding goes to…
Don’t take life too seriously; you’ll never get out alive. (Write that down)
- Van Wilder
- August 6, 2008








FreeCreditReport.com
I can't believe it; false advertising. How is this possible?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/04/freecreditreportcom-comme_n_116...
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By Vienna1897August 6, 2008 - 9:34amPT Barnum
Oh good. I thought the information age had made them extinct. So this guy filled out the entire application including giving his credit card number. Then his high school vocabulary lessons out the window, he still can't tell the difference between "report" and "monitoring". Just what kind of benevolent capitalist system does Steele think he lives in. Idiot.
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By LApaulAugust 6, 2008 - 11:41amITS INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!
ITS INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!
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By MagicHands5861August 6, 2008 - 9:47ammilf-ing
oh come on, am I the only one on McCain's side here. Cindy McCain grindindin' and slappin them things around in front of a crowd of ... well wishers ... no wait .... supporters .... no, no, but closer ... oh ya, a-holes, that's it. Puhhlease! Twin V rally anyone? OK that was unnecessary.
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By LApaulAugust 6, 2008 - 11:30am