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Dispatches from the Port Augusta Airport

By The Lionel Show

You had to do it your way , or no way at all

-          Loverboy

This is why you should eat dessert first…

It was supposed to be a LEFT at the broken bureau sitting atop the pile of holey argyle socks.  Duh!

F**k that!  (in a related story, an Air America call screener nicknamed “Doobie” was fired for almost typing the “F” word.  Details of his planned lawsuit are forthcoming.)

Look on the bright side, at least a Dingo didn’t eat it…

When will Cops learn that just because they’re Cops, it doesn’t mean they can just leave their car running wherever and whenever they want?

Melon for your Melon, Sir?

Takes one to know one…

It’s been said that if you want happiness you must let go of happiness.  If that’s the case, I must be the happiest bastard on the planet.

Doobie

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Jan 8 Lionel Show

I listen to you in the afternoon and I try to leave work by 3 pm to hear the majority of your show. I agree with you about 99% of the time and I agree with you on what you said about the "news" today. When my children turned 5 years old, I would give them the newspapers and ask them to find a news article, read it and explain what they read to me. My eldest son is a chemical engineer and my other son is getting his PhD in Juvenile Clinical Psychology this year and I think it is due in part to me exposing them to the possibilities.
One more thing, I think you are hilarious and I agree with you that you sound like Joe Pesci on helium. Although I am "negraw" (a joke), I am not a Obama Mama. I supported Hillary and although we don't vote for the President of the US, we do participate in the primaries of the Republican and Democratic party. But we will see. He has a monumental task before him. By the way, do you notice how face he is graying. They don't have to worry about making him look older by adding some gray highlights any more. This is the real deal. The big boys are on the basketball court now.

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