They’ve got Obama right where they want him. The whispering campaign has worked. After proving to Democratic voters that he was a Muslim sworn to fly hijacked airliners into every American flag lapel pin, that he was a suicidal bowler, wearing the Quran as a jockstrap to conceal his Imamhood of Mass Destruction, who flips the bird at political opponents while on camera just like all Al Kayda leaders do, then attends the United Church of Bobby Jesse Sharpton Seale, where he plots to siphon the gas of poor people, steal the guns of Rural Americans so they’ll be defenseless against the invading hordes of antler-toting Obambi gee-hoddists, they spread the word that he fathered non-white children utilizng the classic historical means of overcoming these United States of Honkiedom: breeding while having s-e-x.

And the Democrats responded true to their Commie natures, making him their nominee via the unAmerican ritual practice of voting.

Now Stage Two of the Patriotic Neo-Chikkinhock Defense Extra-Special Operation is being deployed so red-blooded Pinkish Real People will finally discover that Barack Hussein Mugabe Duvalier Ali Simpson Jackie Robinson Amin Poitier is secretly Black! Hide your Wimminz booties! Because you know what he’s really after now!

Which means he also worships the Seven States Of the Rainbow Coalition, that he deliberately misspells the favorite food of Irish-Idahoans as all committed anti-leprechaunists do during their anti Rip McWinkle tirades, and would force the One True Democrapublican to inspect the gonadals of the Aged Formerly Known As Balls. After which he will likely piss on the Tomb of the unknown 4,052 Soldiers by forcing 150,000 unknown living ones into full retreat.

That way, he can replace potatoes via his ongoing support of the Elitist-Terrorist Hummus and their pals, the Ebolas, who he’d talk to without preconditions like forcing them to recite the Talmudic gospel of Duddy Jesustein.

Then Americans can get their $28 gas tax rebate that would solve all their problems. After which they’ll declare a national holiday on November 5th and Cindy McCain will provide Free Beer To Everyone for $28.05.