I guess the party of spend and spend and rob your kid’s inheritance is having some second thoughts about a third term McBush.

The only question is, who will do the most damage, Barr or the Paul sleeper cells or the al-Huckabee Earth Flat! insurgency?

Answer: McCain. Running against his former selves is a losing proposition. When he snaps at an October debate and slaps himself silly, he’ll lose 1.5% of Republican support, just enough to hand Obama a clearcut victory.

The only way he can avoid that is if Cindy distributes enough beer to everyone in Pennsylvania AND Ohio, then shows them her tits.