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Today on Lionel - Wednesday May 14th.

By Lionel

WEST VIRGINIA, PURPLE HEARTS, AND A SWEARING NEWSCASTER.  

Talk-show host and columnist Daniel Ruth joins Lionel today. He’ll tell us why Hulk Hogan’s son is serving jail time. Hint: it has something to do with being a redneck boob and injuring an Iraq vet.   

FROM THE ENDLESS CAMPAIGN.

Hillary wins West Virginia, cementing her chances to (maybe) definitely (not) be able to try to win the nomination.  

 

We knew this campaign was ugly, but these racist T-shirts are a new low. Unless you think they’re funny, which you shouldn’t.   

IN THE MÉLANGE.

Should Vets get Purple Hearts for mental or emotional injuries? The Pentagon is considering it.  

  

Veteran local newscaster Sue Simmons swears and gets drunk. We’d sure like to party with her, but will WNBC put up with her “sailor on shore leave” behavior? 

He can’t drink, but he can legislate. Should there be a minimum age requirement to serve in political office? Tell that to this newly elected 19-year old mayor.  

Talk about the worst seat on the plane – imagine being made to sit in the airplane bathroom for an entire 3-hour flight. This young man smells something horrible at Jet Blue.

Up on all the news on yahoo myself dudes.

Um, Ive turned my political-brain off. Got it. Limbaugh just wants attention for Limbaugh, and is a stupid cocksucker and youre right. Debating a Ditto head only engages one in an arguement about Limbaugh, and not the canidates, McCain, or Bush. Bush's Impeachable offenses, crimes or anything useful. Soooo besides that.... if I was Hogan's kid, I couldnt imagine anything worse than turning my friend into a vegetable or cripple with my own dumbass behavior. Thats a personal hell. Not to mention the 8 months of having to toss felonious hard timers' salads cause hes the "Hulkster's" "Spawnling".... Even if the kid doesnt totally realize what the long term is, holy crap can you imagine? So he got sentenced, family had a show maybe get canceled and got some bad press...but na, This was his friend so I heard, and the tapes of the show can probably proove this.... (the pundits and attorneys talking civil suites are such pricks who should be shot into the sun) but this was his friend! And he probably feels dead about life because of it. Now, its like that scene where the guys playing video games at the end of "Shuan of the Dead" with his undead friend; a friend whos the shell of his former self..... and guess who's fault it is?. We're lucky if Hulks kid doesnt hang himself in his cell out of morbidly excrutiating guilt. So beside that, oh yeah. Hill won W Virginia. Ok. Cool. Next. Oh, and aaaaaaand? Counting on or hoping for a disaster or surprise misfortune to manifest itself and befall or fall upon your opponent is no position for celebration or boasting... and in no way is a campaign stratagy or stratagy to win.