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Today on Lionel - Thursday May 15th

By Lionel

 

Barry Goldwater was one of the most quoted yet consistently misunderstood politicians in American history. Today, his son Barry Goldwater, Jr. joins Lionel to discuss his new book, Pure Goldwater, a treasure trove of his father’s private insights and personal journal entries. Note: journals are much like primitive “blogs”.

 

At 11 A.M., Federal Reserve Bank expert and all-around $$$-head Doug Roberts will join Lionel to discuss conspiracy theories surrounding our nation’s economic institutions.

FROM THE ENDLESS CAMPAIGN

Edwards endorses Obama, giving rise to speculation that he’ll be picked as Barack’s VP. Bill Clinton continues to endorse Hillary.

Mrs. Clinton keeps her chin decidedly up, desperately searching for meaning in her meaningless victory in West Virginia. Oh, we’re just joshing ya, Hillary – you go, girl!

News from the broader campaign to dethrone Congressional Republicans: the GOP got STOMPED in Mississippi, and now they’ve done wet themselves with fear. If a heavily Republican district in Mississippi can flip to the Dems, it seems that the GOP has a lot to be scared about. Squeal. Squeal like a pig for me.

IN THE MÉLANGE

George W. Bush is a huge fan of the Austin Powers films, and apparently does a mean impression of Dr. Evil. One's a megalomaniacal jackass; the other appeared in the Austin Powers films.

Dermott and Doobie love a good “Church ‘N State” debateGO STATES!!! Lionel's home state of Florida may be on the verge of marrying religion and government. It looks like a shotgun wedding to us. Always wear a condom.

And much, much more …

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Ah, Lionel

Lionel,

At least Keith Obermann says SOMETHING about the disaster that is GWB. At least he seems to give a damn about what Smirky is doing to this country. You, on the other hand, are so OBSESSED with getting your video feed working that you can barely talk about anything else in the first 20 minutes of your show. You should really move to AM drive time. I think the 'comedy' that passes for your show would be much more appreciated there. Give me back my Seder. AA is no place for Lionel The Clown.