I Thought the Republicans Were Gonna Change

By Booman Tribune

by BooMan

As far I can tell, the Republicans are now officially suicidal.
Voting against funding wars they support and voting against timelines
that Americans support, and voting against a GI Bill for the soldiers
that is just unconscionable.

STOP THE PRESSES!


OBAMA CALLS WOMAN "SWEETIE" !

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Hi Hottie! I've missed your special brand of right-wing lunacy.

Ummm... I don't want you to be dissappointed, sweetie, but I have to tell you that as recent events have heated up dramatically, THIS WON'T BE EVEN THE TINIEST BLIP ON THE RADAR.

NOBODY CARES!

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Nobody cared that McCain called his wife a "cunt", for Pete's sake! What makes you think calling a total stranger "sweetie" is going to have any more traction??

IF THAT'S ALL YOU GOT... YOU GOT NUTHIN'!

Anyway, thanks for your input! Thanks for bringing this important development to our attention.

Now go fix yourself another Martini, sweetie.