Sen. Edward Kennedy Has Been Hospitalized

By Booman Tribune


by BooMan

Some troubling news out of Massachusetts:

 

U.S. Senator Edward M. Kennedy was rushed by ambulance
to Cape Cod Hospital this morning after falling ill at the Kennedy
compound in Hyannisport.

Hyannis fire responded to the compound after a call was made around
8:30 a.m. It's unclear what Kennedy's medical condition is, but after
he spent almost two hours in the emergency room a decision was made to
transfer him to Mass General Hospital in Boston.

Kennedy, 76, was placed on a stretcher and wheeled out to the MedFlight
helicopter around 10:15 a.m. where it took off from Barnstable
Municipal Airport.

I'm hearing that he had stroke-like symptoms. It's not unusual for
people to be airlifted from Cape Cod to Boston, as they have more
complete medical facilities there. Send the Kennedys some positive
thoughts.

Dear naacprep...

You watch your oldest brother die in a war and then your other two older brothers get blown away on National TV. That would probably make anyone throw a couple back. Listen, I don't like Teddy's politics one damn bit but, he's a fucking human being and based on the total of his lifes work, he's worthy of your respect. He certainly has mine. He's done some bad things but, he's done many more good things.

When you men get home and face an anti-war protestor, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend because she knows she’s dating a pussy… ~ Attributed to General Tommy Franks