I am a "them"!

I love being a "them"!

I used to be a "them" to only Republicans.

The Clintons' used to court my "them-ness" but apparently I am not a sought after "them" any more.

At one time it was part of the American Dream to be a "them" but that time has passed.

I have become a demon-ized "them".

A lot of "everybodies in the know" tell me I am a "them" that does not need to work, I am a "them" that must have a trustfund, but they never say so explicitly, yet I wonder how the Clintons & the "everybodies" think "them" put food in their bellies, or how "them" put gas in their cars?

I wonder if there is a "them" ATM on every corner where "thems" like me can go to get free money by inserting their own personal "them" card, yet I've never seen any other "thems" doing this or for that matter the "them" machine.

I am a "them" that is now sexist, because I chose to think, but that has always been a problem of my type of "them" when we are a "them."

At one time, my "them" ancestors used what would now make them "them" to dodge the draft, but because they dodged the draft, they can now talk about how patriotic it is to die for your country and by doing so, they have exempted themselves from being "them." Apparently the training in alchemy allows those "thems" to convert back and forth as they wish from "them" to "not them."

The Clinton's were once "thems" but they seemed to use alchemy of a different sort to convert into "us."

Even the President is a "them" but because he didn't do too good in "them" training and might have done too much trying to make all "them" like him, he's lost his "them-ness" and was elected as an "us"-type of guy. What a joke on all the "us"es when they realized he wasn't an "us" but wasn't a "them" either. What was even worse, he liked to speak of all as "us" except those evil "thems" over there, which insulted all the "thems" here that were not like the "thems" over there at all!

Things were simpler only a few years ago, when us "thems" were happy to be "thems" according to Republicans, but now some Democrats of Power, consider us horrible, worthless "them" and we are angry. Us "thems" want our "us"es to stand for integrity and to stand up for what "us"es used to stand up for, but we have become only "thems" and we no longer matter or are entitled our beliefs.

On an up note, all us "thems" can get free stuff from the "them"machine. Now all I have to do is find the other "thems" as I hope they've found the "them"machine as I'm getting really hungry.

Do you know what "them" I am? Are you a "them" too and don't understand why?

Me either, but I'm glad a "them-squared" has risen out of the trash from which all of us "them" have been cast.

He comes with what would be considered a traditional "them-tripled", yet Clinton has attempted to strip away one of the "them" powers, so I don't know if she is a "them-tripled" or "them-squared"? I like the "them-tripled"!

That would make the combination "them-squared" plus "them-tripled" and that would be just great to me! "Thems" to powers are great!

"THEM" ARE COLLEGE EDUCATED!