Dear General,

As I look at the
last 8 years, I can't think of a single thing the Bush Administration and its
Amen Congress has done for an average American woman like me. In fact, life for
us is much harder than it was eight years ago.

Why should I vote for another Republican if all they
are going to do is ignore me.

Greta, in Grace, ID

Dear
Greta,

You're overlooking one very important way in which your life has
changed for the better. Over the last eight years, the President and Congress,
as well our nation's Republican governors and state legislators, have appointed
judges, issued executive orders and passed legislation to make the
responsibility of uterus ownership far less burdensome for you. No longer do you
need to concern yourself with family planning or women's health issues. Those
kinds of decisions are best left to a man and his pastor, anyway. And from what
the media is reporting in regard to Clinton supporters switching to McCain, a
lot of Democrat women believe that too.

But even if you had not received
such a great benefit, you'd still be out of line to blame it on the Republicans,
because, in the end, the fault lies with you. You didn't do enough to make your
government hear your concerns.

Think about it. You don't hear KBR or
Blackwater complaining about a lack of governmental assistance do you? That's
because they got off their butts and took the initiative to engage the President
and the GOP House and Senate Caucuses by hiring lobbyists and making campaign
donations. You need to do the same thing.

First, you need to hire a
lobbyist, and from what I'm reading in the news, you won't find a better one
than Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. After all, it looks like his
intelligence service convinced us to fight their war for them. I say "looks
like," because the Administration
ordered the Department Of Defense's Counterintelligence Division to end its
investigation before it was finished.

I can personally vouch for the
Iranian's effectiveness. I wrote
their ambassador when a similar
story broke back in 2004, and asked him to fix the pothole out in front of
my house. It worked. The pothole was filled within a week (and I began receiving
visits from our own counterintelligence people, CIFA).

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