Top 10 Things Levi Johnston Could Be Hiding About Sarah Palin
Thursday October 29, 2009 2:17 a.m.
Sarah Palin's ex-future-son-in-law Levi Johnston has declared that he has information about the former Governor of Alaska that could "really hurt" her. While he refuses to reveal what he knows, we have compiled a list of potential bombshells.
10) Sarah was the one who gave Kanye West that bottle of Hennessey before the VMA's.
9) Sarah Palin threatened to beat up Joe Lieberman if he doesn't filibuster health care reform.
8) She donated the $150,000 worth of clothes from the RNC to Michelle Obama's sick wardrobe.
7) She voted for Barack Obama during the 2008 Presidential elections after watching this.
6) Even she thinks Glenn Beck is an idiot.
5) Levi got the idea to pose for Playgirl after finding Todd Palin's secret magazine stash.
4) She really could not see Russia from her house.
3) She de-friended John McCain on Facebook after the campaign.
2) Palin is the one who leaked the Republican health care plan to Alan Grayson.
1) Sarah Palin actually wrote her book Going Rogue.


There are 19 comments
Levi Johnson is a child, who craves attention and the money from his publicity appearences. He is a moron, who should be more focused on school, and caring for his child.
And yes, the liberals keep focusing on her, because her message is still reverberating throughout America. They are trying hard to kill the message, by "killing the messanger" so to speak...
http://airamerica.com/politics/10-29-2009/top-10-thing -levi-knows-about-palin/
yep i spank the little frigging idiots ass,then i run for president to clean up washington,an bring home the bacon an cook it in the pan an,hell just clean up washington,
In response to JACOB1973. Have you ever been to a girlfriends house, and heard all the dumb stuff that goes on? Yeah it gets stupid sometimes and then you tell your girlfriend, "Maybe I should leave". Yeah pretty dumb. Hey what if this kid is telling the truth, and all he's doing is letting the people know what kind of woman they're dealing with. Look, When she ran for V.P. she knew the consequences, she' will always be in the publics eye, as long as she wnat to be in the spotlight.
Palin is truly a right wing coward.
She's too gutless to get out of the chopper to kill the wildlife.
She play's it safe staying in the air so she won't muss her hairdoooooooooo.
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The one thing Levi is hiding? Oh, that she's a man, maybe?
Okay, that's too easy, plus she Is attractive....I guess. Not to me, for her personality is that of a noxious parrot.
At any rate, I'll take another stab at it:
Levi is hiding the fact that Sarah Palin is a robot.
The Palinbot is selected for its smooth performance, but it cannot ad-lib very well, and it tends to break down under heat of Any sort, even the mildest of temperature rises that people like Katie Couric seem to produce. Warning: keep in Alaska. Even there, handle with extreme caution.
Palin and Johnston are fit for a reality show, and nothing more. Both seek to capitalize on their 15 minutes of fame while they can, as they both know they don't have any real prospects for the future. Like Bush and Bin Laden, they pretend they hate each other, but each knows that the relationship is more like two pro wrestlers who use their fake animosity towards each other to make money.
Levi Johnson is a child, who craves attention and the money from his publicity appearences. He is a moron, who should be more focused on school, and caring for his child.
And yes, the liberals keep focusing on her, because her message is still reverberating throughout America. They are trying hard to kill the message, by "killing the messanger" so to speak.
Stop promoting Sarah Palin. She is marginal! Stop bringing her name for the view of all crazies.
I am sure she feels stupid for the results of NY District 23. On second thought, she is not astute enough to feel stupid.
@4.chris505
So now you tolerant and inclusive, bleeding heart lefties are making sport of the "mentally challenged"?
Retarded, huh?
@ 8.
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Hate to tell you Sparky, BUT she already IS a laughingstock.
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Palin is the Neocon Controller's dream: An empty vessal that can be programmed to support any cause/ or push any war that they want. The main problem with Palin is just that - she is nothing but an empty shell. If she is not carefully handled in the future, then she will continue to be a laughing-stock..
LMAO.....Yeah....she scares you lefties.
@Uff #2
Yes, it does seem quite amazing that Barbie has a pair of stones so large that she thinks she can earn money for running for president. Maybe we can get one of 'em for Senator Reid. Either that, or she is well aware that she has no chance of winning and is merely seeking to capitalize on her 15 fortnights of fame.
... or he could be hiding that she is "secretly" retarded.
The only info about Sarah Palin Levi should hesitate to divulge is where he intends to hide her body.
I just read that the repub party in Iowa is might pissed with Caribou Barbie. Seems she is demanding $100K to speak at an event there that has never paid to have presidential aspirants address them in the past. They feel that if someone wants to run for president, they should be doing it on their own dime, as they are hoping to win support from those they address. This is just more proof that Palin is a pretty poor politician, and that money is the only thing that motivates her. On top of that, a new poll reveals that 70% of respondents feel she is not qualified to be president.
11) Had an affair with Levi
12) The baby is actually a result of that affair and not the daughter's.
13) Had her in-law busted for meth because it wasn't as good as the previous meth she purchased from her.
14) Is actually a dude.
15) Aspired to broadcast sports along side Obermann.
16) Is Muslim
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