Voters' Testosterone Affected By Presidential Election Outcomes
McCain and Barr supporters saw an immediate drop in testosterone after election results announced
Thursday October 22, 2009 12:49 p.m.
Photo Credit: GQ
We all know that it sucks to lose. Little did we know that losing sucks so much out of a guy. In fact new research proves it actually lowers testosterone levels. A Duke University study found that young men who voted for presidential candidates John McCain and Robert Barr in 2008 suffered a substantial and immediate plunge in testosterone levels after the election results were announced while men who voted for Barack Obama maintained stable levels. Check out the chart below.

Adding insult to injury, a post-election questionnaire found that McCain and Barr voters felt unhappy, submissive, unpleasant and controlled. If you could add those feelings up in a mathematical equation the result is Glenn Beck.


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I encourage the Conservatives to continue their rant; they are well on the road to self-destruction. Now---let's stomp the rear ends of those reluctant Dems who have been overly bought and paid for; none should receive any support whatsoever from the Democratic Committees in their next campaigns (should they choose to run). They are a disgrace to themselves, to their party, to their country and to their President. Having chosen the Republican's bed-----they can now "lie" with them. Move over Sen. Lieberman.
Maybe Beck wasn't born yet when then Pres. George H.W. Bush created the "thousand points of light" awards program. It rewarded US citizens for volunteering in our communities. I agree that Beck emotes, tries to be dramatic but comes off as histrionic, and should pursue an entertainment career unrelated to the seriousness of government. We need more entertainers. Beck should be working for "free" (he exudes negativity) needs a free ticket to Disneyland so he can go on some fun rides and have a little fun. Maybe then he wouldn't be so carpy.
Beck is a comedian. Dark, but funny. He could work blue. He's kind of like Mort Sahl for the Golden Book set. I would like to see him in some lederhosen doing the chicken dance. He is capable of providing us with much more entertainment value. Believe me. Actually so is Roger Ailes. Now there is a real comedian. Lederhosen and Alpine horns for the whole gang at Fox. Can I get an Amen?
I say there are only 4 reasons that men are Republicans
1. stupid
2. selfish
3. racist
4. are afraid that their penis will fall off - this is proof
What's different between this call to volunteers and and "A Thousand Points of Light?" Or The Peace Corps? Job Corps? Or the Boy Scouts? Hatred has taken the place of all reason, and the need to win has taken the place of a national sense of fair play.
The picture of Glenn Beck is legitimate. He cries about President Obama about every 15 minutes on his Faux News Propaganda Hour. I think he's selling hankies to his groupies and they do a little synchronized weeping.
Remember that book where Yes means No and No means Yes? Its 25 years later and 1984 is coming to pass.
Mike Malloy plays clips of Beck once in a while for the fun of it. Most of the time if you take the time to pick apart what he's saying, it amounts to nothing. His sentences go nowhere. But the combination of sentence fragments contain words and catch phrases that get the dimwitted emotionally charged. Still it's funny when you realize it's all coherent rambling.
This is the first time that I have bothered listening to Glenn Beck. What an ass, and playing on the unfounded fears of the ignorant losers who can't even distinguish the difference between communism, socialism and volunteerism. Pathetic idiots.
What's really sad is how these people can't even contemplate shedding a tear over the needless deaths of hundreds of thousands of Iraqi's or the displacement of millions of Iraqi's for no good reason. And don't get me started on the Gaza concentration camp thanks to our 51st state.
But the tears flow when their candidate loses...
These people are just sick.
Jeeze! What's Beck got against promoting volunteerism? People helping others is a BAD thing? Of course he could be stuck in the mindset that has gripped this nation since the 1980's....ME ME ME!!! MINE MINE MINE!!! I got mine, too bad for you though.
I know that this never would happen, but if an (R) in the Whitehorse promoting such an idea, the teabaggers would be falling all over themselves trying to get behind it,and the fapping would be deafening.
Where did that photo come from?
Great. Just what we need. Evidence to support the rightwingnut claim that the election of Obama furthers the wussification fo America.
;-p
Wouldn't that put Beck into negative values?
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